Having to perform hand jobs with both hands.
1. Hey Bob, what's with the hairy palms on BOTH hands, man?

Oh that, yah I'm para-dick-trous.
by Sparksitup July 6, 2012
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A term coined at the West Point Military Academy that describes cardio equipment, usually an elliptical machine, used by an over-weight or chunky female cadet called a trou or trouser.
Hey, check out Betty. She's getting her daily workout in on the Trou Chariot.
by DEONald October 26, 2016
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