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Trumpelstiltskin 

Trump / el / stilt / skin.

A deceitful gnome who will demand the first born children of all american households unless they can reveal his true identify -- before it's too late.
"Trumpelstiltskin!" said Americans, thereby revealing the fraud before it was too late, prompting the House of Representatives to commence impeachment proceedings.
Trumpelstiltskin by NiraMillson February 5, 2017
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Trumpelstiltskin 

A person who takes babies from mothers as leverage.
The President said he was going to take all the babies from immigrant mothers unless someone could guess his name.

Then he went dancing around the White House lawn singing...

"Tonight tonight, my policies I make, tomorrow tomorrow, the babies I take. The immigrants will never win the game, for Trumpelstiltskin is my name."

The world heard his wicked song then screamed out "Trumpelstiltskin" and called his bluff.

tromplestomped 

The act of being aggressively trompled, and then absolutely stomped because you did something terribly, terribly wrong.
Sam got tromplestomped by my Italian nonna for cutting up his spaghetti with a fork & knife, then scooping up the pieces with a spoon.
tromplestomped by Fantaxxia April 27, 2022

Tromperling

When people stomp about the house and make a load of fucking noise.
I was fast asleep when people were tromperling up the stairs and woke me up
Tromperling by MVPPVM April 13, 2011
And ass stick you got me
Stick that trompet up my ass
trompet by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017

tromplet 

"The tromplet was making funny noises during the song."
tromplet by Lennythehappyflower February 8, 2022
Faggots who think they are cool when their legit cunts
Person 1: did you see the new kid that came to the school?
Person 2: Ya hes such a Trommel
trommel by NCUWNF June 1, 2017