The following is the unbiased accurate definition of trolls as defined by internet society.

1. Trolls (n.) – the most important and integral part of networked society. The largest, most effective, devoutly objective, chaotically neutral, uniform and selfless autonomous collective to ever grace existence as an order of peace, stability and power. A collective that does not require self-awareness. The last true charitable organization, where every action is one that does not serve the cause of advancement, personal gain, discrimination or betterment. And… the only defense we have against ourselves.

2. Troll (n.) - one who upsets another without reason or direct personal comments.

3. Troll (n.) - the only effective defense against internet tough guys and the spread of ITGS (SEE: Internet Tough Guy Syndrome)
Tom - "Hey Jim, if it wasn't for these damn trolls maybe we could actually enjoy this online game."

Jim - "Tom buddy, if it weren't for trolls people would never raise awareness of this online game's shortcomings and promote the cause for the betterment of all online gaming. But yeah that guy was an asshole, lets go play something else."
by Anticrawl June 10, 2010
a girl who is hot but in a weird gross way.
dude who was that girl you were with last night?
some chick i met at a party.
she was kinda trollish...
yeah she was but was a freak in bed
by mink mysta January 29, 2008
A cop , police , 5-0 what ever you want to call them.
Dog troll came and we had to bounce the fuck out from there.
by 305todafullest September 08, 2007
the police or any other higher authority
look that cracka dun called tha` troll`s on us.
by lyneisha May 21, 2007
Anyone who is not a member of a fancy dancy gentleman's club.
When I went up to the door and tried to deliver the pizza they told me I couldn't come in becasue it appeared that I was a troll.

Get that troll out of here.

They don't allow a troll to edit the Wikipedia.
by Harvey Bovonawitz June 26, 2006
severely unattractive male with limited speech capabilities.
carey turned around and i vomited on his cords - fuckin troll
by whasthat? June 05, 2006
A sysop (system operator) who sets up a free lady's underwear sample page on his server to troll or phish for lady's phone numbers and addresses.
Better watch out for that troll tryin to get in your panties.
by John Welch April 23, 2006
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