Triple Winks
Triple Winks by anonymousgurlll November 9, 2012
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Triple-winky-itis
Condition where you blink very fast and uncontrollably for appx. 350 times per minute.
Possibility of being diagnosed from any age, except at birth.
Condition is very rare.
Currently no cure for this certain condition, but can be treated by simply cutting off your eyelids, or keeping your eyes closed for life.
Basically, if you have this condition you are screwed. You should either kill yourself or get killed with this condition
Possibility of being diagnosed from any age, except at birth.
Condition is very rare.
Currently no cure for this certain condition, but can be treated by simply cutting off your eyelids, or keeping your eyes closed for life.
Basically, if you have this condition you are screwed. You should either kill yourself or get killed with this condition
Friend 1: bruh why are you blinking so much you look like you’re having a seizure?
Friend 2: I got diagnosed with triple-winky-itis a couple days ago. Lol
Friend 2: I got diagnosed with triple-winky-itis a couple days ago. Lol
Triple-winky-itis by Pastalovin April 28, 2020
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Triple Red Wings
Performing oral sex on a menstruating female in the mens room of a Buffalo Wild Wings while a Detroit hockey game is on.
After I finished off my Inferno Wings, Janie was giving me those fucking puppy dog eyes like she needed attention. I took her into the john, propped her up on the toilet and went to town in a feeble attempt to get the burning sensation out of my mouth. She neglected to tell me she was mortally wounded because she was bleeding like Niagara fucking Falls. When she finally released my head from her thigh death grip I heard the crowd outside roar...fucking Red Wings scored again! She's gonna need some celery for that vag, bitch shoulda waited until I wet-wiped my mouth. Triple Red Wings earned.
Triple Red Wings by Doctor_Joystick March 8, 2013
Triple Crown Winner
When, during one bang session (could be hours long or the night coupled with the following morning), you cum in a girls mouth, vag, and ass- making a deposit in all three holes makes you a triple crown winner!
Guy: after getting some drinks with that girl I met we went back to her place and banged a bunch- she took it every way I gave it and I won the triple crown!
OR
Girl: He was so hot I let him use every one of my holes all night shamelessly and made him a triple crown winner.
OR
Girl: He was so hot I let him use every one of my holes all night shamelessly and made him a triple crown winner.
Triple Crown Winner by M2124 October 6, 2017
Winter Triple
A shot of vodka, followed by a shot of peppermint schnapps, followed by a shot of Baileys, finished by yelling "Winter Triple!"
Winter Triple by DopeD42069 February 13, 2015
Tripleniner
A very smart person. A member of Triple Nine Society, or anyone with an IQ higher than 99.9% of the general population.
Tripleniner by Ed Schreiber December 16, 2008