Jedi cock trick 

the ability to make a cock hard by telepathy from across the room

Much like a Jedi mind trick, my cock instantly rose to attention because she was in the room and I sensed she was thinking about it...a worthy Jedi cock trick.

Jedi cock trick by Flwonder August 5, 2017

cock-trick 

To be so utterly betrayed, tricked, or misled that one's penile erection ability is disabled.

Sultan's girl was really a man
Damn, he got his cock-tricked.

cock-trick by PinkBliss April 28, 2011

wild bill thick cock 

An alias for Mike Robertson Jr given to him by several women at the University of Arizona.

Damn girl why the wheelchair? Did Wild Bill Thick Cock stop by after his game last night?

wild bill thick cock by Sacdeez55 June 6, 2019

thick cock 

Thick cock represents the male reproductive system known as the "penis" or "peni" for a plural.
Thick is shown when the penis is enlargened

gay 1:man, your dad's cock was thicc dude
gay 2:you mean he had a thick cock?

thick cock by dorigo bimo October 22, 2018

cock me thick 

When someone horny implies that they need a thick cock in order to be satisfied.

In a gay adult chatroom:

Jim: Any brothers up for some fun?
top_nigga: yo.. what you up to?
Jim: looking for some delicious dark meat... you think you can cock me thick?
top_nigga: depends... how thick?
jim: wrist thick maybe or more?
top_nigga: damn you gaper!!! I aint no horse here... maybe 7" girth... that I can provide..

cock me thick by jimissobored January 4, 2015

Cock Monster Truck 

What is typically said if something very outlandish happens. Often used when large amounts of alcohol are being consumed. Can result in a "spit-take" (one spitting out their beverage because of laughter) if used at an opportune time. This term is a play on words. Taking the term cock monster and the beloved American sport of Monster Trucking.

When playing poker and one realizes that his straight flush has been beaten by a royal flush.

"Cock Monster Truck!!!!" "That just did not fucking happen!"

Cock Monster Truck by The M Theory February 2, 2010

Thick as a donkey's cock 

Descriptive of someone who is particularly, mentally challenged.

There's no point in asking George W, he's as thick as a donkey's cock

Thick as a donkey's cock by Sean's X Type Cat July 8, 2012