The Ant and the Rubber Tree Plant

The act of inserting the tip of a scoopula into one's anus to form a bridge into the orifice, then sprinkling bread crumbs along the scoopula. A box of camel crickets is then opened and coaxed to follow the bread crumb trail into the anus, leading to a chemical reaction inside the user's body that results in a wild, hallucinogenic experience.

I bought a box of camel crickets to do a little of The Ant and the Rubber Tree Plant and now I'm the sexiest man alive.

by elAWESOMOR February 17, 2015

Planting trees

verb
: to masterbait
in arbor day 2015 the adult video website pornhub said they will plant a tree for every 100 views, thus the term "planting trees" arose.

person 1: trying to go out?
person 2: naw, imma chill ar home, planting trees, maybe two.
person 1: you're gross

by YourHighnessDavid May 3, 2014

tree got planted

An easy deal that a gang has secured, meaning they've transitioned from the seed to tree instantly.

"howd it go wi the plug g"
"Easy dog tree got planted"

"Mapped out this guy gettin played out"

by Alezis August 13, 2018

fuck bitches, plant trees

eco-friendly rendition of the phrase "fuck bitches, get money"

jake: yo man
yoko: wassup bro?
jake: my girl is being a crazy bitch today
yoko: fuck bitches, plant trees

by fuckbitchesplanttrees September 6, 2011

Search the web to plant trees...

Used to search Ecosia, a search engine that plants trees, when you're bored AF.

She typed, "Search the web to plant trees..."

by BradfordBadBoii March 12, 2021