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travelcard abuse 

When you use your annual season ticket travelcard to make pointless and unnecessary journeys just because you can.

The early stages of travelcard abuse can typically be identified by young professionals trying to justify the annual expense of their travel card by stating something similar to "well I have paid for it so I may as well use it".

This eventually progresses into downright travelcard abuse.

Though its origin is when referring to the London Underground it has been known to apply to other annual tickets purchased for other methods of transportation.
I haven't got a lot planned for tomorrow I'll probably just engage in some travelcard abuse.

Let's abuse the travel card and meet up at here *points to random station on map* because I think it has a funny station name.

Why did I go all the way to South London just to go to Mc.Donalds when there's around 46 of them much closer? Because I can! That's travelcard abuse at its best baby!
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Traveltard 

An asshole so consumed with travel, that this is the only thing they know how to talk about, with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.
Rob travels so much, he is such a traveltard, that is all he ever talks about!
Traveltard by Klaatu9898 September 11, 2018

travellars vagina 

A female who goes travelling abroad to see the world but spends the whole time contracting enough diseases that they fuse together to form travellars vagina.
who knew you could contract travellars vagina from having unprotected sex with 30+ men in a third world country

GOV TRAVEL CARD 

A way to fuck over all Military Personnel, and get them into some deep shit with their credit, and to have chiefs all up in that ass.
FUCK, I owe the GOVERNMENT my sole, cause of that fucking GOV TRavel CARD, now i need a second and a third job.
GOV TRAVEL CARD by SK3 Burks April 30, 2006

travelcase 

'oi blud travelcase him'
travelcase by lukey1234 January 16, 2009

Travelcurean 

Being fond or adapted to luxury travel. Indulgence, luxurious tastes or habits, especially in the area of TRAVEL.
She goes to all the nice resorts, travels to Europe, rents yachts and gets massages on the beaches of Hawaii, She is a TRAVELCUREAN.

You don't have to be a Kardashian to be a TRAVELCUREAN.

www.travelcurean.com
Travelcurean by hrroberts December 16, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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