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trashketball 

A long since known variation of the popular 'basketball.' Using a crumpled piece of paper or similar object that is specifically meant to be disposed of in the trash, the player(s) must assess the situation, including but not limited to: wind direction, wind speed, presence of the Pizzonator, trash can diameter, and trashketball size. After calculating the perfect range and power, a forward motion of the hand and release will officially put the trashketball into play. In a versus match, opponents may intercept and land a trashketball of their own. However, the game of trashketball is often played solo with one referee and several spectators. When the player's trashketball successfully enters and stays in the trash can, well, that's a CHECK. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Mr. Pizzo grew up on the hard streets of L.A. playing Trashketball.

Mr. Pizzo eyed the shot carefully as Billy fired a trashketball from his desk to the trash can. A perfect shot. Mr. Pizzo admired this eagle-eye accuracy, but all he could say was, "that's a check."
trashketball by Pikablu FTW December 9, 2008
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trash metal 

This is what some people whose first language isn't English call thrash metal. This is usually because the lack of 'th' in their first language makes them ignore the sound. This isn't the case for everyone though, as some idiots just can't read and end up calling it "trash metal".

This may also be used to refer to metal bands that are just trash in the sense that they should be thrown into the trash can.
Person A: "Megadeth is a good trash metal band."
Person B: "Well, I wouldn't really call them trash..."
Person A: "No, that's their genre. Trash Metal."
Person B: "Oh, you mean Thrash Metal."
trash metal by deathwish124 June 10, 2009

Trashketball 

A very aggressive, up-beat, fun game. A ball made of crumpled up garbage (that is usually taped) is meant to be thrown or slammed into a large trashcan.

Rules:
1. A person who holds the ball can only take three steps while having possession.

2. They can either bounce the ball off of a wall or the ceiling or they may pass it to another teammate.

3. If a ball goes under a table, into another room, or something of the sort, the ball has to be tossed back into play by a player of the opposite team that didn't throw the ball out of bounds.

4. As many people as a team wants can stand around the goal.
5. The trahscan can be tipped but not moved.
6. When starting the game or after a team has made a goal, the team that did not make a goal throws the ball at the other team (usually as hard as possible).

7. If directed at someone, it is a foul.
8. A player is allowed to shove, pull, knock down, and trip another player, but no punching, slapping, or anything that could cause serious injury is allowed.
9. There is no such thing as jump ball.

It might be a lot of rules, but when it comes to actually playing, it flows easily and is very aggressive. Everybody usually does end up with bruises afterwards.
Dude! It was senior night for the pep band so we all stayed after and played a two hour game of trashketball! I got like ten bruises!

Trash metal 

St Anger's snare sounds so bad, might as well call it "Trash metal"
Trash metal by z,,,, May 30, 2021

Trash Metal 

not to be confused with thrash metal or a similar entry trash metal. Trash Metal is equal to that of metal bands that claim to be good but in reality fail terribly at making any and all productions they put out sound even remotely good.

Bands such as Linkin Park, Slipknot, and Korn who are labeled as influential artists and are highly full of themselves, are indeed Trash Metal.

Ironically, artists actually influential to the metal scene such as Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer, Exodus and Exhorder are often dismissed as pure fanboy garbage and are labeled as Trash Metal by many nu-metal and alt-metal lovers.
Dude, I picked up the Linkin Park album "Hybrid Thoery", the shit is Trash Metal.

Man, whoever says Exhorder is Trash Metal are complete dipshits.
Trash Metal by Grant_Mac April 27, 2010

trashtalk 

When bitches talk bad about you especially behind your back...mostly lies
Ex: I overheard them trashtalking about us today at lunch. That is so cheap of them.
trashtalk by Bazingaaaaa. July 6, 2019