Transylvanian facial 

usually consisting of 2 women, one being on her menstrual cycle, the act is considered a golden shower, but with blood instead.

Trudi"oh i just watched twilight and im so hot!"
Stephen"oooh baby lets do the Transylvanian facial!"

Transylvanian facial by Johnny Von Zombie November 30, 2009

transylvanian teabag 

To have a friend suspend a male cadaver over your face, with their testicles resting on your eye sockets, while a friend squeezes/punches the body's abdomen, releasing anal mung into your awaiting mouth.

wow! billy and peter transylvanian teabagged my uncle in the park last tuesday.

transylvanian teabag by grape July 31, 2004

Transylvanian Thunderstorm 

Farting in someone's face (thunder), biting them in the neck (lightning striking), then peeing on the wound and their face (the torrential rain).

Transylvanian Thunderstorm

"Oh my goodness!!! She said there was a Transylvanian Thunderstrom out at their ranch last night."

---"Wow!!! I'd pity her if I didn't know she fed off that kind of degredation! I wish my wife was like her!"

--------"Thunderstorm? That's funny, not a speck of rain here... arent they just down the road???

Transylvanian Thunderstorm by streamofthoughts May 13, 2011

transylvanian teabag 

It could be also a used Tampon.

Uncle Dracula picked up some used Tampons at the ladie's toilet to make his cup of tea, he called it a transylvanian teabag.

transylvanian teabag by Teahead January 1, 2007

Transylvanian Bread Maker 

When you are performing oral sex on a woman while wearing fake teeth and while she has a yeast infection.

My throat has been itching since I gave her a transylvanian bread maker.

Transylvanian Bread Maker by Clark TKK December 23, 2010

Transylvanian Love Tunnel 

A Transylvanian Love Tunnel is when your girl is on her period and you go down on her, sucking the blood out like a vampire; using it for lube.

"I gave her the Transylvanian Love Tunnel, I sucked the blood out like Dracula, spit it in her ass and fucked her."

Transylvanian Love Tunnel by LoveTunneler February 18, 2014

Transylvanian Shoelace 

The act of masturbating until you cum on a person's bare feet*, when the person bends over to wipe the cum off of their feet you procede to bite the person's anus causing them to bleed profusely.

*not to be confused with 'bear feet' because this will result in serious injury, and/or death to the masturbatory party

Mr. Jennings was being an ass hat, so I gave him the Transylvanian Shoelace.

Transylvanian Shoelace by Mike J. Hawk June 19, 2007