A true catastrophe, an outstandingly tragic event. Often used to tell sb they're exaggerating.
A: Oh I've screwed things up! It's irreversible!
B: Don't fret about it babe, it's no train smash.

A: I say guys, I've been kicked out of college for cheating...
B: Sounds like a real train smash dude!
by fumbu May 7, 2009
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Phrase for using ecstasy pills at once; snort one, swallow one and insert one into rectum (shelf).
I train-smashed three red mitzi's
by Pink Motorola May 16, 2021
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