Commonly known as the "treasure trail," the trash trail is the not so attractive pubic forest leading up to a man's junk.
OMG Becky. I was so disappointed by Jon's junk. He had quite the trash trail.
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If it weren't for Stuart's trash trail, I would have never found what he called his "little treasure."
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If it weren't for Stuart's trash trail, I would have never found what he called his "little treasure."
by Phalamjola October 14, 2010