1) A very unfortuante or small penis.
2) A penis that just can't get it up.
3) The AIDS ridden "Magic Johnson".
Could that possibly be an inch and a half? That is one Tragic Johnson!
Mike had Joe's dick in his mouth for three hours and couldn't seem to raise his intrests - Joe's is a Tragic Johnson.
Magic Johnson + whores = Tragic Johnson
Earvin "Magic" Johnson has aids.