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Dale a.k.a trackuit bandit. Has two loves in his life, loto tracksuits and umbro tracksuits. Although on a good occaison dale will be spotted wearing only his black tracksuit (reserved for important Black trackuit functions attended by soccer coaches) Dale has always had a passion for tracksuits, from when a boy he dreamed of one day owning a wardrobe full of nothing but tracksuits. For people who have seen dale, they will notice he loves tracksuits. on recent occasions dale has been spotted with an apprentance. His 'miniture' is the exact replica of dale and one day also hopes to own a wardrobe full of tracksuits.
If i were to buy 20 if these tracksuit... is there any chance i could get a discount.

Dale walks into loto facotry and belives he has reached heavan.

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