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Theophilus 

A highly intelligent sentient being with a name derived from the agglomeration of all the names of the Gods. Theophilus possesses great physical beauty, and is said to be the inspiration of Adonis.

Unparalleled strength, integrity and acuity, Theophilus is understandably the desire of all women on Earth, and some wayward men.

Crossing Theophilus in any way is unheard of and unsought of. Not only is Theophilus able to atomize anything with his incredibly breath-taking piercing, clear brown eyes, he has Chuck Norris at his personal beck and call.

Riches and power appeal not to this great being, but rather he exists, simply because he does.
Person 1 "I need, the perfect guy"
Person 2 "We all need a Theophilus"
Theophilus by Camane September 3, 2010
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Reginald Theophilus the Third 

Reginald is Disney's Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland. Created by Bri-Chan and Rain27 for their Alice/Mad Hatter fanfiction on LJ, "When Curiosity Met Insanity (WCMI)." Reginald is known for his extreme attempts to woo Alice, an inexplicable love for tea, and obsession with hats. On Sundays, a group of fangirls will follow him around Disneyland.
Also known as El Sombrero Loco, Psycho, Squishy, Reggie, Grasshopper, Sweet, Badges, or the crazy hat man playing musical chairs at the Coca-Cola Corner.
Oh, look! Bri-Chan and Rain27 updated WCMI! Reggie's such a cutie.

OMG! Did you see Reginald today at musical chairs? His joke was hilarious!

"Mr. Theophilus-"
"The Third!"
"Stop it this instant," demanded Alice, holding back her true feelings for the poor Hatter.

Reginald Theophilus the Third is the greatest madman ever.

Theophilus 

He's insanely intelligent, eyes like ancient still pools , A smile that'll song many SHAKING.He is pretty subtle and quiet ,(choses to preserve his cool) .Not so lovely in convos but Just Ask Him To sing you something then you'll see the clear picture. One of 5^ in terms of height but trust me Dynamite comes in small packages...Pretty aggressive but talk to him for a while the reason behind all of it is his immense sense of passion in everything he does...
The loveliest name of this time
From Ancient Greek Theophilos to Modern English Theophilus

Person 1 :Hey why doesn't Theo talk to me anymore
Person 2:The man is busy, you know.Writing his next hit single. Come with me I heard he's under the shade .
Person 3:I hope he talks to me this time
Person4:THERE HE IS
Person5:Sighs romantically
Theophilus by MANGAI05 October 29, 2020

Toxophilia 

Someone who finds sexual arousal by either shooting a bow and arrow or being shot at by someone welding a bow and arrow.
He had toxophilia, so he masturbated over pictures of lingerié clad ladies pretending to have been shot dead by several arrows.
Toxophilia by tvfetish September 24, 2021

Theophilus 

Someone that's passionate and optimistic about things bigger than them.
e. g
Do u have an idea about that car
"No but I'm Theophilus about it".
Theophilus by Theo(NapoleonxT) November 26, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026