a questionably homosexual adolescent boy, that loves drama more than jacking off and his mother. He is a momma's boy and loves to feel sorry for himself. He loves and admits that he likes pissing his younger girlfriend off and makes her feel bad about herself. He cheats on her by hooking up with random girls and emailing them. He's to big of a pussy to tell his mother about his new "fling" with another woman so he emails her about it too (who the fuck emails anymore anyway?). Basically he sucks, and says he loves her but he doesnt at all!
Toxic Parasite: hey what did u do today?
Girlfriend: nothing just hung out with some friends.
Toxic Parasite: who?
Girlfriend: Oh hannah, sarah, jimmy, billy, and robert
Toxic Parasite: WTF!!!?? I CANT BELEIVE YOU?!!? I CANT TRUST U EVER AGAIN!!! YOU HUNG OUT WITH OTHER GUYS AND FUCKED ME OVER!
Girlfriend: nothing just hung out with some friends.
Toxic Parasite: who?
Girlfriend: Oh hannah, sarah, jimmy, billy, and robert
Toxic Parasite: WTF!!!?? I CANT BELEIVE YOU?!!? I CANT TRUST U EVER AGAIN!!! YOU HUNG OUT WITH OTHER GUYS AND FUCKED ME OVER!
by yowatsup? November 22, 2010