tourorist 

Tourists who come to your town for a specific event/festival and pollute your city, crowd your bar, drink your beer, pick up your women, and roll your bums.

Damn, I can't wait until JazzFest is over, I can't even get into my local pub 'cause of those damn Tourorists!

tourorist by peanutgnome August 2, 2007

tourorist 

Noun: One who deliberately interferes with a tourist's plans or expectations, esp. by means of inaccurate information, incorrect directions, or photobombing

Tourorist reveals her favorite ways to tourorize:
1. Tourist: Pardon me, ma'am, but can you please tell me where the Empire State Building is?
Tourorist: Didn't you hear? The terrorists got that one too. It was all over the news.
2. Tourist: Excuse me, which way is it to 34th St?
Tourorist: It's after 34th Avenue. Just keep going west.
3. Tourist: Ooh, look, a squirrel! C'mon kids, smile! (Tourorist mugs with tongue out, e.g., while passing.) ... Hey! Look at that young lady! New Yorkers are, like, sooo weird. That gal must be a tourorist...
Tourorist: Dude, I, like, totally like to tourorize!

tourorist by swiftjonathan August 2, 2008

Tourrorism

The bad things tourists do when they take over your city. Can mean anything from bad driving to wearing an overly-revealing swimsuit. One who commits acts of tourrorism are tourrorists.

I can't find a parking spot because of all these damn tourrorists!

Tourrorism by iammattthomas April 24, 2004

tourrhoid

A tourist who is a pain in the ass. Cross between a tourist and a hemorrhoid.

Most of the convention goers who came into town last night weren't just assholes - they were tourrhoids.

tourrhoid by Gyro-Beau June 22, 2004

Tourrorism

The bad things tourists do when they take over your city. Can mean anything from bad driving to wearing an overly-revealing swimsuit. One who commits acts of tourism are tourists.

I can't find a parking spot because of all these tourists!

Tourrorism by Matt Thomas April 24, 2004

tourtoisepenis 

The act of getting raped by a gigantic turtley animal.

Man... My mother got tourtoisepenised last night.

tourtoisepenis by Will Bozarth December 3, 2007

touraids 

The instance of having Tourettes and Retard Airborne AIDS simultaneously.

Subsection: Raids, the less deadly form of the disease, is transmittable through human speech. The symptoms include an itchy rash and multiple spelling and grammar errors. Also people who say "Nucular" instead of the correct pronunciation of "Nuclear" are carriers of the disease and must be quarantined and dissected and also people who make ridiculous run-on sentences...shit.

Touraids is different from RAIDS in one specific way. Touraids sufferers will blurt out their stupididty no matter who is around at the tops of their lungs

george w bush has touraids.

touraids by Allison the destroyer September 26, 2007