Tourrets Guy 

A man named Danny who pretends to have tourrets. He yells cuss words everywhere and is a comedian.

Son: Dad!

Tourrets guy: Fuck you kid you're a dick!!!

Tourrets Guy by Tourrets Guy March 13, 2011

Uzi Turrets

A mental disorder that causes the patient to suffer from extreme turrets related to strictly Lil Uzi Vert song lyrics. Those affected are typically short, angry, gay for uzi, and named Luke Laite.

This dude won't stop singing Money Longer; he needs to shut the fuck up before I curb stomp him. He can't control it. Its like he got Uzi Turrets or something.

Uzi Turrets by theurbanpoet69 April 25, 2020

Carpal Turrets 

When ones fingers force them to type swear words uncontrollably, typically on internet forums.

They accused me of trolling the forums, I considered it Carpal Turrets.

Carpal Turrets by Adam12 [FOH] May 5, 2010

Alabama Tourrettes Pouch 

When the gal in your life (or partner of another known or unknown gender) gives you a blowie while she/he/it has the hiccups.

When Mike realized that Krissy had a mean case of hiccups while driving through Tuscaloosa, he threw her head in his lap and she performed what is now known as the "Alabama Tourrettes Pouch". Afterward, Mike was quoted saying "She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose with that talent".

Alabama Tourrettes Pouch by DiscoDanny May 28, 2015

Tourrettris

The inexplicable need to fit oneself into small spaces and then curse loudly.

"Look at that poor boy in the row of shopping carts screaming 'whore', he must have Tourrettris"

Tourrettris by Finkle Winkle Peanut poo January 14, 2010

Keyboard Turrets 

The act of responding to a blank page on Microsoft Word, the home page of a search engine, etc., by quickly and inexplicitly entering something profain. Usually brought upon by boredom, procrastination.

"Why did you just Google '"ass'"
"Oh, just a moment of Keyboard Turrets"

Keyboard Turrets by potatopancake October 4, 2009

sex turrets 

When you have turrets mounted outside your house that track movement, and emit sex sounds when activated.

Man walks by a house with sex turrets, and as they track him, he hears "OHYEAH!!!" , "Ughhhhh!" , and "Plow me so good!"

sex turrets by Your Uncle Mario January 17, 2017