Gaming Touretes

Complete Swearing fit over games most common one C.O.D 4.OR racing games

Guy 1: Aaah fcuk i crashed.
Guy 2: Maybe we should play another game this isnt good for your gaming tourettes?
Guy 1: Ok... What the Fcuk i shot him how did he kill me
Guy 2: Another one?
Guy 1:Gta?...Aaah why the fuck does it take so long to load
Guy 2: Cheese and Rice you have got the worst gaming touretes ever!...

OR any other cuases you can think of

Gaming Touretes by Sound Lad September 30, 2008

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Alabama Tourrettes Pouch

When the gal in your life (or partner of another known or unknown gender) gives you a blowie while she/he/it has the hiccups.

When Mike realized that Krissy had a mean case of hiccups while driving through Tuscaloosa, he threw her head in his lap and she performed what is now known as the "Alabama Tourrettes Pouch". Afterward, Mike was quoted saying "She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose with that talent".

Alabama Tourrettes Pouch by DiscoDanny May 28, 2015

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Tourrets Guy

A man named Danny who pretends to have tourrets. He yells cuss words everywhere and is a comedian.

Son: Dad!

Tourrets guy: Fuck you kid you're a dick!!!

Tourrets Guy by Tourrets Guy March 13, 2011

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texting tourrettes

(noun) when one cannot control ones fingers while texting, usually resulting in inappropriate or weird texts, occassionally to preists or exes

jenny: lets fuckkkkk

exboyfriend: uhh what???

jenny: oh sorry texting tourrettes!

texting tourrettes by juliandorothy January 16, 2012

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tourrettes tony

the name says it all. this guy swears every 2 seconds and he lives on staffordshire oatcakes and toad in the hole. he loves breast girl and makes up one night stands. found dancing to indie in rb's and sniping one off on halo. he is the soul reason that the britpop wave finally broke. just contracted herpes on his face. its spreading.

dude, i saw tourrettes tony last night dancing and sniping in rb's, his herpes is well spreading....to his balls.

tourrettes tony by an individual in society! December 11, 2004

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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