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tourerist
Amalgamation of "tourist" and "terrorist," a tourerist is a person or group of persons who exhibit reprehensible behavior while visiting a foreign country.
a) I watched in horror as a fat, unwashed American wearing a confederate-flag t-shirt shouted, "Look honey, it's the moaner-lisa!" and shoved past thirty people to gaze upon the famous painting. I thought, 'what a tourerist.'
b) Bob's cousin Heinrich was visiting from Germany, and could talk about nothing but how America is repressed, and greedy, and fat, and lazy. I told Bob his cousin was a damn tourerist.
c) When you're a guest in a foreign country or culture, you should learn the customs and some of the language, just as the locals should gently correct the guests if they commit any faux pas. If the locals do not do this, the they're letting the tourerists win.
b) Bob's cousin Heinrich was visiting from Germany, and could talk about nothing but how America is repressed, and greedy, and fat, and lazy. I told Bob his cousin was a damn tourerist.
c) When you're a guest in a foreign country or culture, you should learn the customs and some of the language, just as the locals should gently correct the guests if they commit any faux pas. If the locals do not do this, the they're letting the tourerists win.
tourerist by President Warren G. Harding April 19, 2009
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touressage
To send an email message or reply containing words as used in the Tourettes Guy videos.Usually sent to those who you don't like or as a practical joke
touressage by avatarfan1 October 23, 2008
tourerism
tourerism. (tourorism)
n. the blatant act of overcharging tourists.
n. the state of being tourerised, esp. in remote areas or geographic locations which offer strictly limited options
(usu. accomp. by a take-it-or-leave-it grimace)
n. tourerist one who tourerises
v. toureris(e)(ed)(ing
n. the blatant act of overcharging tourists.
n. the state of being tourerised, esp. in remote areas or geographic locations which offer strictly limited options
(usu. accomp. by a take-it-or-leave-it grimace)
n. tourerist one who tourerises
v. toureris(e)(ed)(ing
Tourery
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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