When you take a shit and the water splashes you asshole and/or tant.
i took a shit and got touched by an angel.
by graygoon January 05, 2010
when you take a shit and the shit comes out of your anus quickly and cleanly, and you don't need to wipe.
"Thank God I was touched by an angel."
by PandaBear000 November 25, 2011
When a man/woman masturbates a man, allows him to ejaculate into his/her palm, and immediately slaps the guy in the face with the semen covered hand.
My boyfriend was touched by an angel last night for being such an ass.
by DropKickGrl October 17, 2008