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touchbag 

This word is used in situations where profanity is not acceptable. It would be used instead of asshole or douchebag, possibly even fuckface.
Charlie is a touchbag when he interrupts me when I'm talking.
touchbag by asia30965 January 31, 2009

touchcake 

a swollen vagina to the point where it can be easily touched by someone who would be after that kind of shit. swelling caused by excessive masturbation.
I'm going to pound your touchcake.
touchcake by tippir September 3, 2010

Touchcock 

Noun:- Game in which one male will touch another male's penis (with no force exerted), whilst at the same time exclaiming 'Touchcock!'. The aim is to catch the other competitor unawares, much like the popular 'circle game', however the reward is the dignity of the touched as apposed to a punch.
'Hey man how's it goin? Hope you're all good TOUCHCOCK!' *touches cock*
Touchcock by Shaun Staff July 7, 2007

Touch Back Base

When you are combining "touch back" and "touch base" for improved check in clarity.
I'm calling today to touch back base on that phone project.
Touch Back Base by Alpha Otter October 9, 2018
Used to display anger at or because of someone who like to play with themselves to much...OR anyone in general.
You stupid touchfuck!

That touchfuck...

What a touchfuck.

1. "Whats buggin you?"
"Josh was trying to blame me for shit that he was supposed to do and never did..."
"What a touchfuck."
Touchfuck by Hackist October 11, 2008

touchdick 

Used as a slang term for a "touchback" in football games. Also used to describe when a "hot" chick touches a mans dick (or cock!).
"Alright, get that good touchdick!"
"Dude, she was layin' that touchdick on me."
touchdick by Sydney Roberts December 25, 2008