July 23 is national touch grass day! Its when you disgusting unholy fucks finally go outside and touch grass :)
Mary: Hey John guess what day it is
John: What day is it
Mary: Its national touch grass day!!
John: o h n o
Mary: *throws John outside*
John: What day is it
Mary: Its national touch grass day!!
John: o h n o
Mary: *throws John outside*
by Panic! Just fucking panic July 13, 2021
When some guy says shit soooooooo random,pointless and/or stupid that he needs to get oxygen in east bumblefuck.
person 1:im in 9yds7gc9yzsdviydffdygbyfgvudfh and im also having sex with a bull and said bull is AroAce so its technically raping and i know im a fuckboy person 2:wtf,go touch grass
by greekguy69 June 30, 2022
shut up carlos, i know you're a person in need of touching grass, since you're obssesing over your xiao build for the literal 57th time this week and your ar is insanely high.
by stronkscorbunny December 16, 2021
by vem är du May 25, 2022
"I really want that fish from finding nemo to rail me."
"go outside and touch some grass, disgusting fiend"
"go outside and touch some grass, disgusting fiend"
by slightlyqueerreindeer May 22, 2021
A phrase said to someone who has been inside and on their phone for too long and needs to get back in touch with reality.
Person 1: Hey, did you see the TikTok I tagged you in?
Person 2: The one where people were talking about which NUMBER they would let rail them?!?!
P1: Ya! I would let 4 hit it, ngl.
P2: OUTSIDE. NOW. You need to fucking touch some grass.
Person 2: The one where people were talking about which NUMBER they would let rail them?!?!
P1: Ya! I would let 4 hit it, ngl.
P2: OUTSIDE. NOW. You need to fucking touch some grass.
by erin.sharkey April 14, 2021
by A Québecois December 6, 2021