a giant fart, that feels like you ripped your intestines out of your anus.
Girlfriend: Did you just fart!?!?!?
Boyfriend: No baby. That wasn't no fart. That was a total rectoblow.
Girlfriend: That would explain why my peillow is ripped to shreds!!! My poor peillow!!! You rectoblowed all over it!!!
by longrod vanhugendong October 15, 2008
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