eau de toilette 

The least strong of perfumes, this is a French phrase.

I had a choice of perfume, cologne, or eau de toilette.

eau de toilette by Starchylde May 31, 2016

Hunsberger Moist Towlette 

You pick up a Irish night Walker from the Gloucester City NJ area and you and 6 friends get a strong Meth rage going and take it out on the night walkers rectum for hours until she unleashes her innards to a full prolapse and said prolapse is the Hunsberger Moist Towlette

On warm summers evening in 1997 poo and the gang gave Sharon a Hunsberger Moist Towlette she had to wear a diaper for months

Hunsberger Moist Towlette by Boba fette February 2, 2019

Starched Towelette

The art of masturbating into a kitchen or bathroom towel, then returning it to the shelf folded away as if nothing happened.

Dude.... why are these towels sticking together???

- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.

dude......

Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.

In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.

starched towelette

Starched Towelette by Team Sexual July 13, 2010

Russian Toilette 

After sitting on the toilet to poop, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom. You decide to poop anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.

Husband: "Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost"
Wife: "Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails"

Russian Toilette by tnear January 23, 2011

tosspottery

Can be defined as an act of folly by an individual or group; exuding a negative yet humorous quality such as: self-indulgence, delusions of grandeur, blind stupidity, beaurocracy, incompetence etc.

Putting on his 'Lighthouse Family' album to get the party started was an act of sheer tosspottery.

tosspottery by jimenycricket April 4, 2010

Canadian Towelette

A Canadian Towelette is when you dip your balls into a glass of beer (whether it is your own or someone else's largely depends on how drunk you are) and then gently lay them across someone's forehead. This is much easier to accomplish if they are passed out. The mixture of ball sweat and beer will slowly trickle down their face, much like a moist towelette.

"Damn, look at Lee's face! Why's it all wet like that?"

"Aw bro, he was being a dick and passed out so I took his beer, dipped my balls in it and gave him the ol' Canadian Towelette."

"Holy shit! Dude just woke up and took a swig! Haha, what a stupid chud!"

Canadian Towelette by Elindale January 6, 2010

Russian Towelette 

When you go to take a shower and forget to grab a towel and have to use the hand towel to risk being seen naked.

Husband: Son be careful im playing Russian Towelette.
Son: Ewww Dad. Dont forget a towel next time.

Russian Towelette by C/Cpt. MSG! March 16, 2011