toss my salad 

To rim with deep tongue penetration.

She tossed my salad and then I packed her fudge.

toss my salad by Anonymous May 17, 2003

TOSS MY SALAD 

1) preparing a salad. mixing greens.

2) slang. To humiliate someone by ordering them to commit the act of smearing jelly, or another desirable substance in your anus in order to lick it clean while you masturbate or they give you the reach-around.

Toss my salad came from an HBO speacial on prison. The seasoned convict was explaining what he would do to a new inmate in prison as sort of an initiation. He would get a packet of grape jelly and make the new inmate or "fish" smear the jelly in his asswhole and lick it out while he masturbated.

That guy roberto is such an ass-munching fag he probably wants to toss my salad while giving me a reach-around.

TOSS MY SALAD by dan June 25, 2004

Toss my salad 

As told by Chris Rock (the greatest)- Having your asshole eaten out with Jelly or syrup.

Reporter: So when a new inmate comes in, and he wants some drugs, how do you initiate them?

Prisioner: Well the first thing ah do, Is make em' toss mah salad.

Repporter: Toss my salad? What's that?

Prosoner: Havin' yo' salad tossed, means havin' yo' asshole eaten out, with jelleh oh syrup. I p'efer syrup.

Toss my salad by Wow. I really Rock. It's not even funny how much I friggin rock. It's shocking. October 1, 2005

toss my salad 

making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich out of someones ass and then shooting semen all over the place yelling that was a good tossed salad

Yo chad i want you to toss my salad now try to catch my semen

toss my salad by Bigdongdizzle February 17, 2010

Toss My Salad 

The act of one individual to perform a rim job on to another, this act can not involve the use of tongue, but circular movements with one's mouth. And can be widely associated with a chocolate pudding.

Julia: Now, I've had some meat, i would like some salad please?

Peter: Fuck Yesss, ' Toss My Salad Biattccch'

Toss My Salad by Da boy! January 13, 2010

Toss My Salad 

When your partner wants you to drop various vegetables into the orifice you plan on sticking your penis into. In many cases a makeshift condom made from one or more lettuce leaf and ending with covering them in some home made ranch dressing.

I don't like riding meat, so I have my men cover their meat with lettuce and toss my salad ;)

Toss My Salad by Jesus#2 August 15, 2011

Toss my Salad 

Part of a title of a children's book.

Who will toss my salad?

Toss my Salad by KaypiGames December 10, 2018