by Daddy November 12, 2003
by max powers March 22, 2003
You go into a toilet stall, close the door, put the seat and the lid down, and poop on the lid. This is called top shelfing it. Then you go to another stall and take care of the clean up work. Wash your hands, and sneak out of the bathroom unnoticed. Works best in the middle of the night.
by Col. Peter Spanker April 1, 2008
Get me a Grey Goose and cranberry. I only drink top shelf Vodka.
person 1: I got wasted off of cheap Tequila last weekend. I had a nasty hangover!
person 2: Well, that's what you get for not drinking top shelf.
person 1: I got wasted off of cheap Tequila last weekend. I had a nasty hangover!
person 2: Well, that's what you get for not drinking top shelf.
by Gary October 21, 2004
by Molasses July 3, 2004
When a chick is on her knees taking it Doggy Style, and you pull out your shleeb and shove it into her unsuspecting ass. Sneak attach anal sex.
"Dude, I was fucking that mexican farm pig for like two hours". "Her slot pocket got so loose I had to go top shelf to feel anything".
by Kevin M. Breunig August 17, 2007
Taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet. Reserved only for the worst of enemies. (See "Smite") Also ("BF")
by Hector Projector April 8, 2003