Phrase of endearment coined by the infamous C. Storm. Humbly referring to another man possesing the following qualities: a) tall, b)a brother of Sigma Chi, c)plays basketball, d)fancies red-heads, e) has a large penis.
"Wow, Trudi is going to date Joe Brown. She's going to get some Top Shelf Dick."
Also see the following words: "Storm," "Joe Brown"
Also see the following words: "Storm," "Joe Brown"
by Christian "Oaf" Storm October 30, 2007
In hockey, when a player fakes a forehand shot on goal, but instead of taking the shot, swings around the net, and takes a backhand shot on goal which enters the net in the top corner.
Etymology:
'muck', most likely derived from the sound of hockey skates on ice.
'peanut butter', a sticky, delicious substance, used in this instance due to it's ability to stick to roof of one's mouth and temporarily incapacitate an individual.
'top shelf', refers to the placement of the puck in the net, particularly the top corner.
Etymology:
'muck', most likely derived from the sound of hockey skates on ice.
'peanut butter', a sticky, delicious substance, used in this instance due to it's ability to stick to roof of one's mouth and temporarily incapacitate an individual.
'top shelf', refers to the placement of the puck in the net, particularly the top corner.
Commentator: "...he moves to take the shot, but wait, he's faked out the goaltender, he swings around, takes the shot with a backhand slap and... muck muck peanut butter top shelf, he scores!"
Crowd: /raucous applause/
Crowd: /raucous applause/
by Romance77 March 1, 2010
by FSU Austin January 11, 2007
When you go out drinking and get so wasted that you awake from your drinking coma days later.
Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.
Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.
by Greatpickle December 4, 2014
When someone removes the top lid of a toilet and shits into the compartment where the chain and lever are located and then puts the lid back on.
I could figure out where that smell in the bathroom was coming from until I lifted the top off the back of the toilet and noticed someone had going top shelf.
by Risk Ransom October 14, 2022
My partner is a top-shelf cunt.
by Leland451 November 25, 2021
While doing a girl doggy style, to quickly and without warning switch to anal sex. Going from the bottom to the top shelf.
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Note top shelfing jewish girls is frowned upon
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Note top shelfing jewish girls is frowned upon
Dave) So last night I was with Goldie Hahn and I totally top shelfed her.
Steve) Dude you can't top shelf jewish girls
Dave) No brah it's cool. According to Adam Sandler she's only half
Steve) Dude you can't top shelf jewish girls
Dave) No brah it's cool. According to Adam Sandler she's only half
by TopShelfHouseSluts May 7, 2009