top eight status 

A myspace term, much like the "away message status", top eight status is when you become so important to a person, that this Myspace user will put you on his/her list of "Top Eight," (Your Top Eight is visible to anyone that accesses your page)

David: Dude, I think Tracie is starting to like me.

Jesse: Bullshit man, she wouldn't give your ass the time of day.

David: No... Forreal, she put me on her top eight

Jesse: No way! You already got Top Eight status? Damn... she definitely wants your dick.

top eight status by Gruby21 July 16, 2008

top eight diss 

In Myspace, when you chose someone to be one of your 'top eight friends', and they don't reciprocate.

I can't believe you top eight dissed me! We've been friends for four years!

top eight diss by Alisa October 4, 2005

top eight whore 

1) a person on myspace who moves his/her friends down or up on their tops after fights, etc.

2) a person on myspace that nags other people to be on his/her top friends, complains about the order, etc.

Both are etremely annoying.

1) Person being a top eight whore:
girl: I can't believe she ditched me for her boyfriend last night! I'm soo putting kristen in front of her to piss her off.

2) Why did you move me down on your top eight??? Are you mad at me?
Like omgg.

top eight whore by tinaa mariee December 12, 2008

#1 on top eight

The number 1 person of a "top 8" on a persons myspace site. myspace allows a standard of 8 people from a persons friends list to be displayed on their page.

(pathetic people conversation)
person 1 "omg, i just checked ur myspace. i need to be #1 on top eight!"
person 2 "i'll put u on my top 8 if u put me on yours!"

#1 on top eight by DirtPrincess May 23, 2006