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British slang meaning great. Similar to 'wicked'. A cool/fun/easy-going/nice etc person could be described as a top banana. Also if something's good.
Jamie T lyric: acts like a twat but she's a top banana
by imatopbanana September 27, 2010
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1) Cult Activity involving copious amounts of alcohol and cheesy music, frequented by Warwick University Students and the Hardest of Hard-Core Teeny Boppers.
2) Form of self-inflicted torture involving agonisingly loud, irritating noise, nausea and drunken revelry.

AKA: Top B; Weekly Cheese Festival; Another shite monday nite.
Third Place spend (another) night of torment at the hands of the brutal Top Banana
by The Third Place April 28, 2003
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a answer to a question, when trying to use a more creative word than cool basically means cool, great, super
OR
something on top of a banana
Man 1 "hey i got A+ in my exam today"
Man 2 "wow, topbanana"
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A description used by open market greengrocers to tempt customers. Literally a 'top-grade' banana.
"Top banana, fourbunchferapaand."
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That topbanana stinks.
by weeeee January 25, 2005
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(See also, TB) Where the male figure enters the penis into the woman's vagina, and then later inserts his hand and bends the penis upwards, thus like a banana.
My boyfriend gave me a Top Banana last night, it felt so good!
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British slang meaning great. Similar to 'wicked'. A cool/fun/easy-going/nice etc person could be described as a top banana. Also if something's good/amazing.2
Harry W acts like a twat but he's a top banana!
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