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the act of two people sleeping with their heads at opposite ends of the bed
We have to top and tail or there won't be enough room.
by M@ress October 22, 2008
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a sleeping arrangement involving two people with their heads at opposite ends of the bed. Often proposed as a precursor for surprise sex where the other party is unwilling.
i asked her if she would mind a top and tail but she said she did mind. I guess I'll have to make to with a hand shandy on the couch again.
by HonestJamie June 02, 2015
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