The state of a stripper pole after a stripper somehow rubs up anally against it.
"What, you want me to say my name is Candy? You want me to do the Tootsie Pole?"

I contemplated getting a Hep C vaccination after accidentally grabbing a Tootsie Pole during an impromptu dance at a puerto vallartan strip club.
by Dirty Pinis November 5, 2007
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