by the surly mermaid May 27, 2005
A sex act where a woman (of any nationality) snorts Tijuana's best cocaine off a dude's dick while simultaneously going down on him.
No dude that's the eiffel tower, tijuana toolshed is where she devours your coke covered dick like it's a carnival hot dog
by Billy McMauritzen August 27, 2010
This term refers to the period directly after the graduation of the bulk of the Chillosophy crew. Most members graduated high school in 2004, and therefore it resulted in the inevitable seperation of the members. Although the Dynasty of Chillosophy did not end (most experts predict it never will) their involvement in the community became restricted to blocks of time such as holidays and summers. During these absences, thousands of whack-ass-crews began to assemble, in hopes of reaching the level Chillosophy "chilled" at. The term "toolshed" refers to the gathering of more than one tool or square. Predictably, none of these crews were powerful enough to even "fux with they echoes."
" Yo, where did all these mark-ass tricks come from, its like the 2004 Toolshed Uprising all over again "
by Stuart Odyssey May 10, 2006
A person/animal that is has command of over 5 power tools. They can have them anywhere at anytime, but if they belong to anyone else it is not specified as a Toolshed.
by Lexxer69420 April 15, 2023
The word is defined as a dim witted yet high esteemed boy or man ... usually loud , braggart , someone who is always trying to waaay exaggerate things they have done and narcissism traits do appear as they are usually losers completely lacking in social skills ...
“Brad is a total tool shed !! If he brags one more time about his supposed computer Skills I’m gonna bitch slap him!! ... brad is defined as a toolshed ..
by Qhairball October 4, 2020