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too fast, my ass 

The slogan of L.A. band Dark Angel, whose album Darkness Descends was the pinnacle of 80s thrash (Dave Lombardo doesn't have shit on Gene Hoglan's drumming). Unarguably the most badass slogan in metal history, and very fitting, as few other bands have hit 286 bpm in a song, or kept up at 200bpm for over 8 minutes.
Some thrash bands' music is too fast. Dark Angel's is 'too fast, my ass.'
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too fast 

too fast is defined as when your need for speed is overcome by your fear of death
police officer- "don't you think you were driving a little too fast?"

driver- "No officer, i wasn't scared of dying yet."
too fast by farmer_boy_1066 March 15, 2011

too fast 

A state of being supremely fast in relation to all other entities in the known and unknown universe.
You can't catch me, I'm TOO FAST!

None can match me for I am TOO FAST!

Too fast for love 

Easily the most underrated Motley Crue album out there
Dude, Vince Neil’s voice is so high pitched in Too Fast for Love! How is it possible?
Too fast for love by AsheIsALoser1 November 1, 2018

too fast to live 

1. The title of a book that features punk rock legend, Sid Vicious.
2. "Too Fast To Live, Too Young To Die". A store in England that was later renamed "Sex". It was owned by Malcolm McLaren, and was where the Sex Pistols bought their clothing.
1. Read Sid Vicious's story in "Too Fast To Live".
2. The Sex Pistols shopped at "Too Fast To Live, Too Young To Die", renamed "Sex".
too fast to live by Your Mom January 14, 2005

toonasty 

The person who takes it up the ass all nite long while demali fucks his mother.
The one and only CYLE THOMAS
toonasty by A funny guy May 5, 2003
Trofast is a very uncommon last name which comes from Adolf Hitler's grand grandfather Aleich.
"Is it God you're praying to?"
"No, it's Trofast"
trofast by hassanravelli March 13, 2018