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Tontos lost tribe 

A tribe that fought in the great war of Dykes and E- thots thought to be dead but was recently awakened by the coming of the new order of Dykes. Lead by Bk this elite unit of warriors is meant to bring order and peace to the world.
"There goes tonto there must be a cell of dykes nearby lets evacuate so they can do their work."
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Tontos lost tribe by TontoTribesman February 21, 2020
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Días tontos

Estoy con esos días tontos en los que no me apetece hacer nada.
Hoy es uno de esos días tontos en los que no pasa nada.
Días tontos by Charly Papa Lima December 17, 2017

full-tonto 

1. Portmanteau meaning gone mad, very mad, formed by the Spanish, ‘tonto’ meaning ‘stupid’, ‘silly’ or ‘dumb’, and the English 'full'.

2. Vladimir Putin
Putin has gone full-tonto.
-Defence Secretary of the UK, Ben Wallace
full-tonto by befigue February 25, 2022

tonto cheeks 

Spitting on an indians bare ass and slapping it hard.
dude i just gave wild coyote a massive tonto cheeks.
tonto cheeks by tonto cheeks November 17, 2013

Gone full tonto

You've gone full tonto there, Simon

Tontolaba 

Persona de poca inteligencia. Insulto.

Apócope de "tonto del haba". Expresión proviniente de la tradición de comer un roscón el 6 de enero. El roscón estaba relleno, además de su relleno comestible, con dos objetos: un rey y una haba. Al que le tocaba la haba al comer su trozo, tendría la obligación de pagarlo.
-Mira ese tío intentando echar una carrera con un león.
- ¡Qué tontolaba!
Tontolaba by Mindblower May 15, 2015
A local hero in the Broadway show, "Once on this Island", often known for breaking awkward silences, saving the day, and being awesome.

In recognition, Tonton has his own holiday "Tontonmas" where young children celebrate by eating large amounts of Waffles.
Pray! Pray! Tonton?
Tonton by TTJ G July 24, 2011