Tonload 

A bunchalot.

I was gonna fuck your mom, but she had a tonload of crabs.

Tonload by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 16, 2003

toolocity 

The degree to which an individual is being a tool. Measured in a logarithmic scale .

Matt offered to rewrap Megan's taco, thereby increasing his toolocity five-fold.

toolocity by Cooper December 2, 2004

ton loc 

Known as a singer to such popular tunes as "funky cold medina" and "the wild thing". Contrary to popular belief, ton(e) loc refers to a crazed muscular being specializing in drumming and bonging liquids. Approach with extreme caution.

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Known as a singer to such popular tunes as "funky cold medina" and "the wild thing". Contrary to popular belief, ton(e) loc refers to a crazed muscular being specializing in drumming and bonging liquids. Approach with extreme caution.

After chugging two gallons of chocolate milk, that fellow was considered a real ton loc.

ton loc by KBKBKB June 24, 2003

Toolocracy 

political ideology in which everyone gets screwed over one way or another.

Well done, Congess... you've made America a toolocracy

Toolocracy by blood.red.alibi September 11, 2010

Tonjoc 

Very cool men. Loves very mich his criminal family. Plata Dota 2. Knows english and Turkish C2. Hacker. Ass hacker.

Tonjoc, dont kill me

Tonjoc by Slex tha god November 6, 2019

Tollocks 

The endless and slightly tedious commentary on all matters related to the Tesla and the charging thereof. Particularly when applied to the over enthusiastic burbling of a relative newbie or prospective owner whose views are based on nothing more than speculation and what has been read on the forums.

Sorry Dave, I haven’t been listening to a word you said … it sounds like a load of tollocks to me.

Tollocks by Tipidave June 6, 2022

Tooloc pull

When you pull on your boyfriends penis while he pisses in the toilet. (Being hard is optional)

Doing the tooloc pull is awesome

Tooloc pull by Sigmaboiii March 18, 2026