performing the art of cunnilingus with a tongue that goes buck-wild. the "tongue of hazard" technique involves rapid tongue thrusting on various parts of vagina. it is known to satisfy any woman with the utmost level of gratification
John: Hello ... Atlantic Avenue Deli, may I help you?
Linda: You know who this was when you were performing the "tongue of hazard" on me last night"
John: I'll go get Joe