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To break the 100 miles per hour barrier, preferably on a motorcycle.
"I was doing ton on the way over here"

"were you going ton-up on the motorway?"
ton-up by durruti April 27, 2007
Accelerating your vehicle to over 100mph.
"John did the ton-up on the way over."
ton-up by Anonymus Bosch September 29, 2005

ton-up boy 

A "rocker" or a "ton up boy" was an adolescent member of 1950s British biker subculture.
"The Ace cafe was a popular hang-out for the ton-up boys."
ton-up boy by Wbane October 30, 2013

Spanking it up to a ton 

Spanking it up to a ton is a variation of nursing a semi.
This porn is going no where, I've been spanking it up to a ton for ages now.

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a game from chowder that involves no winning
its bad luck not to say the whole name
how many times do i have to say there is no winning in Field Tournament Style Up and Down on the Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle-Jangle Every-Angle Brickabracka Flacka-stacka Two-ton Rerun Free-for-all Big Ball.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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