tomahawk chop

A karate-chop hand motion delivered to a guy's crotch. Was originally invented to be done with an actual tomahawk, but it was then decided that the receiver might not want to be sterile for the rest of his life. If you try it, ladies, just make sure the guy is into being dominated...

After he banged me on the pool table, I gave him the tomahawk chop.

tomahawk chop by OstrichDrama August 6, 2006

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tomahawk chop

A karate chop arm motion modeled after Native American warriors.

Florida State Seminoles made the Tomahawk Chop famous, and then the Kansas City Chiefs stole it.

tomahawk chop by Psedoudnym September 18, 2016

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tomahawk chop

While having anal intercourse "doggy style", just as the "giver" is about to ejaculate, a forceful blow is delivered to the "taker's" throat region in a semi-circular, undercut, "tomahawk chop" like fashion, in order to illicit the involuntary desired effect of the "taker's" rectum to tighten, or pucker, so that the "giver" is able to withdraw his penis relatively fecal matter free.

As I was pounding my lady's ass I smelt shit, so I tomahawk chopped her ass as I came so I wouldn't have to wipe shit off my dick.

tomahawk chop by Tater Trash November 7, 2008

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tomahawk chop

The act of folding your right fist to your right armpit and sliding your elbow into the vagina and, possibly up to your wrist, ram in and out in a chopping motion.

Guy 1: Dude, I heard Jenks really gave Erin the Tomahawk Chop last night!
Guy 2: I know, he looked totally wore out! He must of gone wrist deep!

tomahawk chop by Alseph December 25, 2008

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Tomahawk Chop Is My Death Blow

"Tomahawk Chop Is My Death Blow" Is The Phrase Used By Anthony Padilla (From The YouTube Channel Smosh) In His Assassin's Creed Music Video Where He Proceeds To Sneakily Kill An Enemy

"Shoot A Mofo In The Throat With My Bow, Tomahawk Chop Is My Death Blow

Tomahawk Chop Is My Death Blow by CruderCommentate April 18, 2019

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Tomohawk chop

When one is hit another similar to a judo chop but with more power, integrity, and intensity!

My bitch wouldn't shut the hell up so I Tomohawk chopped her in the face!

Tomohawk chop by The Legend of Zorro January 23, 2009

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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