tom's in town

Time Of the Month.
It's a difficult thing to understand girl talk.

You're getting there. Just don't piss her off.
Andrew: damn why are u in a such a fucking bad mood today!
Sara: Didn't you hear asshole? Tom's in town!
by Karenlovestigers February 18, 2009
mugGet the tom's in townmug.

uncle tom comes to town

The monthly menstral cycle of the female anatomy, stands for Time Of the Month
lauren said to steph" ohh nooo, uncle tom comes to town today"
by dirtygerman92 August 21, 2009
mugGet the uncle tom comes to townmug.