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when you have the shits, runs, sharts, or farts so bad that you are bound to stay sitting on or near a toilot for long periods of time.
brad: "guys, i can't come out tonight because i'm toilotridden"

robbie: "but we were supposed to go out drinking and pick up floozies tonight!"

brad: "i went to a natural food store for lunch and have had explosive diarrhea since i go home, sorry"
by adwordssuggestedhuggies November 18, 2011

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