Toilette Surprise 

When you go into a public bathroom and the lid is down... You know when you lift it, you will find a fat turd, streaks or a clean bowl to sit on.

Man I went into this bathroom at the club and my little toilette surprise wasnt turds or diahrrea but vomit. It was pretty discusting...

Toilette Surprise by indigo1er August 9, 2010

toilette twinkie

A turd that has been sitting in thetoilette for a long time an dhas lost its color. For instance in a public restroom at a rest stop.

"I pissed that Toilette Twinkie to a million bits!"

toilette twinkie by chubnubby March 18, 2014

toilette roulette 

One thinks they may get diarrhea after eating at restaurants such as Taco Bell, or McDonalds. Chance of diarrhea is 50%.

Oh man, I shouldn't have eaten McDonalds. I always get toilette roulette from there.

toilette roulette by Dave_Coulier May 7, 2010

Toilette Papyrus

The superior of Toilet Paper and used to describe what Toilet Paper Hoarders think of it, especially in the Covid-19 times.

Guy 1: I want to buy some toilet paper because I'm actually out of it and I really need some more
Guy 2: You ain't touching my Toilette Papyrus!!

Toilette Papyrus by Kitkatmeowzie April 2, 2020

Toilette Waffle 

Taking a dump between someone’s but cheeks and squeezing them together like a waffle press.

Hey y’all, did you here that sally created a toilette waffle with stew, totally surprised her mom!

Toilette Waffle by Network_penguin December 31, 2024

eau de toilette 

The least strong of perfumes, this is a French phrase.

I had a choice of perfume, cologne, or eau de toilette.

eau de toilette by Starchylde May 31, 2016