Toilet Tackle  

When two people really have to use the bathroom and there is only one available, they run to the toilet and wrestle for use of the bowl until someone is able to get their bare butt firmly situated on the seat. The first person to do this is the winner of the toilet tackle and is able to use the toilet before the other person (a critical move when both parties need to do a number two).

We got back to Jonny's efficiency apartment and both really had to drop the kids off at the pool, so I had to toilet tackle him for the throne.

Toilet Tackle by K Alana July 10, 2007

Toilet Tickler 

The act of ones genitals being submerged in cold water when one descends onto a toilet seat.

My porcelain throne is a awful toilet tickler. My dick always touching the water.

Toilet Tickler by Phogoth October 27, 2014

toilet tickets 

Another name for toilet paper

"Hey man bring me another roll of them toilet tickets! I'm out!"

toilet tickets by somebodythatyoudontknow June 2, 2018

Tallahassee Toilet Ticklers 

The ring of ass hairs closest to the anus.

I had to shave my Tallahassee Toilet Ticklers off.

Tallahassee Toilet Ticklers by M0tionless June 22, 2024