When a chick is so nasty looking her face looks like a good place to take a shit and make an improvement
by dickfitswelljr October 29, 2010
by cambells chunky beef January 9, 2005
The uncommon phenomena (predominantly a male occurrence) of standing to go piss but then realizing you have to shit. This occurrence is even more rare when one is seated to shit but upon completion a realization is made that a standing piss is necessary.
"Bro, whut took u soo long?"
"Yo, I thought I just needed to piss but it turned into a toilet about face."
"Yo, I thought I just needed to piss but it turned into a toilet about face."
by Oldskooled April 26, 2022