Tobias Rieper 

Agent 47's alias used during jobs upon checking into locations. It is believed that it is a play on "To Buy Us Reaper", a phrase used when referencing hitmen for hire.

Agent 47: Checking in, the name is Tobias Rieper.
*15 minutes later* 11 deaths and a plethora of unconscious people.

Tobias Rieper by yeetyeetyeetyeetyeet May 10, 2018

Tobias Eaton 

-Character in the Divergent series
-When book takes place, he is 18 years old
-Incredibly sexy and badass
-Initiation instructor and later boyfriend of Tris Prior
-Nicknamed and known as Four because of his four fears
-Originally from Abnegation and transfered to Dauntless

"Who's that over there?"
"That's Tobias Eaton. We call him Four."
"DAMN HE'S FINE!"

Tobias Eaton by ~:^) December 23, 2013

dirty tobias 

Every time you have sex with someone you steal something from their house until they notice.

Woah, wheres my moms antiqe vase? I think Jonathan pulled a dirty tobias on me.

dirty tobias by xXCRAZYPUSSYSLAYER73Xx December 25, 2020

hey tobias 

guaranteed to make every tobias mad

hey tobias (you put nothing after)

hey tobias by hsth3t November 30, 2021

Thobias 

A very tall guy with a very large penis

Have you heard about thobias. The guy with the big dick

Thobias by Boterhambrood October 4, 2019

tobiazard 

A hairy ballsack.

Mate like this one guy made those kids cry at the gym, such a Tobiazard.

tobiazard by TheMightyHorn September 4, 2019

tobias forge 

mr. ghost.

its 2023, and somehow this app doesn’t have a definition for tobias forge — aka, toblerone fudge, titfuck, tobingle fobingle, toaster fart. the list goes on.

he likes his coffee kids temp and thinks he has telekinesis. has the fattest ASS (and hyperfixation on metallica).

basically the best swedish musician to ever exist, makes his goofy lil noises and makes silly music. pocket sized, i wanna take a bite out of him. he seems to activate everyone’s cuteness aggression.

twink.

totally normal and sane person: omg have you seen this new picture of tobias forge?!??
actually normal person: no, can i see?
totally normal and sane person: omgjffjdh i wanna beat him up and smash his head into a brick wall and blend him up.

“ puts him in a pillow case and swings him against the wall many times” — someone on twitter in regards to a picture of tobias forge.

tobias forge by #1 mary goore enthusiast October 29, 2023