Todka 

The nicest drink ever. Toffee flavoured vodka made by a company in Newquay, Cornwall, UK.
Absolutely delicious as shots and in hot chocolate.

Friend #1 - "What drink shall we drink?"
Friend #2 - "Todka."

Todka by *Tess* July 18, 2009

Tonka titties 

A 400 pound man with Tonka titties and he wears a tight shirt

You like my Tonka titties

Tonka titties by Kingofdick February 7, 2019

Toska 

“Toska - noun /ˈtō-skə/ - Russian word roughly translated as sadness, melancholia, lugubriousness.

"No single word in English renders all the shades of toska. At its deepest and most painful, it is a sensation of great spiritual anguish, often without any specific cause. At less morbid levels it is a dull ache of the soul, a longing with nothing to long for, a sick pining, a vague restlessness, mental throes, yearning. In particular cases it may be the desire for somebody of something specific, nostalgia, love-sickness. At the lowest level it grades into ennui, boredom.”

― Vladimir Nabokov

Feeling constant toska, no matter the situation.

Toska by Xensez September 25, 2018

Tonka 

A tonka is a big car. usually a SUV, that is also fast asf, usually powered by a V8-engine and in some cases V10.

Examples of a tonka is the Jeep Trackhawk, Dodge Durango SRT Hellcat and the quintessential Lamborghini Urus (a.k.a Lamb Truck).
The term has been used for a long time but recently got a revival after our lord and saviour YEAT started using it.

Person 1: "I was riding round in my tonka"
Person 2: "What the fuck are you saying?"
Person 1: "I'm quoting Yeat, shut the fuck up you not my twizzy."

Tonka by twizzytonky4l January 3, 2022

It feels really good to be alive today!!! 

Philosophical statement made when you put life in perspective, you acknowledge that you are truly blessed, you are truly lucky, and you have all but great things ahead of you.

Hypothetical: You are surrounded by all your friends, it's your birthday, you are having a great time, before you take a shot, you reminisce....

E: It feels really good to be alive today!!!

It feels really good to be alive today!!! by guaymas February 14, 2012

tonkasaw 

TonkaSaw is the prime example of an internet tough guy. Challenges another YouTuber, Andy Warski, to a fight. He claimed that he was some pro MMA fighter yet he would not show his face norr would he show proper fight footage. Instead, the fight footage that was found on YouTube showed very gay WWE larping. Long story short, the retard hyped himself up and never showed up to the fight cuz he was "harassed" by a phone call and had to "change his name".

Andy Warski: "TonkaSaw, I'm here! Where you at?
*DEAD AIR*
Ethan Ralph: DADDY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

tonkasaw by SuperBerryMerchant January 21, 2019

Today’s Mass Shooting 

A term now commonly used to refer to a particular mass shooting in the United States since there is another one occurring every day.

“Today’s Mass Shooting” works well for our newspaper; we just keep recycling this term with each subsequent mass shooting.

Today’s Mass Shooting by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019