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"Not today Satan, not today," comes from the show RuPaul's Drag Race, and was said by season 6's winner Bianca Del Rio who served us some clown realness. The meaning means the devil a.k.a. Satan will not get in your way today.
"I was wondering if you were going to turn out a look that we haven't already seen before?" Said Courtney Act

" Not today Satan, not today." said Bianca Del Rio
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Today is the greatest day I've ever known. Can't live for tomorrow, tomorrow's much too wrong. I'll burn my eyes out before I get out.
Today, I love you.
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This saying, popular among Southern Church Ladies probably since there were Southern Church Ladies, both black and white, as well as many Abuelas across Latinx culture. It is derived from a New Testament Bible verses, specifically in the Book of Matthew, Ch16: v.23 and is a rebuke of Peter "“Get behind me, Satan! You are a stumbling block to me; you do not have in mind the concerns of God, but merely human concerns.” (KJV) Peter has disavowed knowledge of Jesus to the Centurions because he's feared for his own life. So, Jesus sees him as a great betrayer, an obstacle in his way.

The phrase can also be attributed to Jesus' response to the Third Temptation in the Desert in Matt. Ch. 4:v.10 "Away from Me, Satan!" Jesus declared. "For it is written: 'Worship the Lord your God and serve Him only.'"

"Not today, Satan, not today" is the American vernacular translation of "Get the Behind me, Satan," and is a rebuke of any obstacle that can get in our way, telling it to get out of the way because we have bigger and better things to do.

On the 70s TV series "Sanford and Son" the character of Aunt Esther has used the phrase.

It did not originate with Bianca Del Rio on RuPaul's Drag Race in 2015. More than likely she heard it from abuelas or others in the drag community.

The title of Jordan Peele's 2022 movie "NOPE" alludes to this, as one might say "Nope, not today, Satan." Knowing this helps clarify a key question about the film's ending. Thank you Jordan Peele.
Not today, Satan, not today: is a common opening phrase of sermons given by Evangelical pastor

It is also the title of a 2015 short by writer/director Judah Ray and the title of episode 6 of the TV series "Body Hair" starring Jason Dottley
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Olive juice is another way to say I love you… it is actually on here (ud)
It is like a discreet way to say I love you…

My colleagues found my bucket… they usually do. Sorry … I wasn’t positive. Even I have those moments… I try my hardest to believe and stay positive, but then you see something that goes against everything you think, thought etc. But you know those moments, you know all this time it wasn’t just in your mind…

I try to make sense of things, but I am not finding success.
It appears we are going through a very similar situation.
I still go back to, I love him. I can’t control what he does or how he feels…

Sorry I am a bummer today…
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I knew what it meant sorry, I mean in what way you were you going to try to use it?

I don't get your bucket analogies at all.. how did you colleagues find it?

I know exactly what you mean.. I've seen a lot of things similar, BUT I do know I've been wrong about a lot of them. Sometimes it's taken days before I've worked something out or something else has made things clearer. I hope you get that clarity because it's not a nice feeling at all

What are you trying to make sense of? I'd got to a point days ago where nothing was making sense an felt like I was shuttin down emotionally.. my heart seems to have kicked some life back into me the last night or 2. Maybe you're just feeling a little drained too?
You can't control the APPEARANCE of what he does or feels..

But tell me honestly.. you know don't you? Deep down.. you KNOW how he feels about you. You wouldn't feel the way you do otherwise

I hate knowing you feel down when you've been there for me so much. I hope today has been better for you somehow.. I hate this delay between messages too cos I can't really help 😔

Just know I'm here, I'm listening and hoping you're ok
If it helps.. I'm telepathically sending you a major hug right now

Chin up trouble.. you can talk to me about anything

You lean on my strength for a change. Iv got more than enough to hold you up for a while
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