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to pull a Paul Walker 

To lethally drive a fast car onto a tree, while not having finished the filming of a movie you star in.
-We decided to give you the major role in the film, so don't you dare to pull a Paul Walker on us!

i walked to burger king

I WALKED TO BURGER KING THEN I WALKED BACK HOME FROM BURGER KING:) one of the most pogger songs out there, right by Never gonna.
I walked to Burger King. Then I walked back home from Burger King. Usually used as a defense in intense or important political debate or discussion. The lyrics are truly life changing.

walked to first

When you are not sure if you should kiss a girl, but she goes in for it, allowing you to take first base without much effort on your part.
Eric: "Dude, did you get any on your first date?"
Daniel: "I really wasn't planning on anything, but I ended up getting walked to first."
Eric: "HELL YEAH!"
walked to first by magicfingahs October 14, 2009

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand 

and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like
Me singing: A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like
Friend: is that a jojo reference?
Me: fuck yeah, it's great