how to start a cult 

1.make up a random religion

2. Recruit members

3.you are god

“I met a guy who wanted me to join him “

“He also said how to start a cult”

how to start a cult by Man is man November 12, 2020

I'm not trying to start shit 

The phrase that you use right before you tell someone something that you know will start a lot of shit.

I'm not trying to start shit but Ty called your mother a whore.

I'm not trying to start shit by Baby D123 February 26, 2011

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' 

a novel way to start offering advice and easy solutions to complex problems

Example 1:

I don't know what to do - my boyfriend can't stop turning his head at anything in a short dress and stilettos. I find it really humiliating.

ah yes, go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then adjust his horndog settings to what you'd like them to be

Example 2:

what are we going to do about the energy crisis and global warming?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings', click on 'energy efficiency' and then next to that you'll see 'make the world a lot more energy efficient'

Example 3:

How do I stop my boyfriend from farting so much?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then 'flatulence'...

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' by Peter Greenwall March 2, 2011

push to start 

awesome, cool, good, right on

i got a bacon egg and cheese this morning, it was push to start.

you: yo im having a party at 10 tonight
me: push to start, i'll be there

push to start by rawski November 19, 2010

spit to start 

When a woman’s vagina is so unbelievably bone dry that one must assist her in the lubrication of her vagina by applying saliva

Guy 1: Bruh her pussy was so dry I had to spit on it so I could fuck her.
Guy2: so... she was spit to start??
Guy1: EXACTLY!!

spit to start by Dom_Banks January 18, 2018

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something that always shows up when they think your a robot

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Push to start 

A female who is easily turned on or aroused, quickly hornified.

I’m a push to start, but only for the right driver.

She’s such a push to start, one touch and she’s flying.

Push to start by Homeboy DG September 28, 2022