to spoon the goose 

to not turn your back on an opportunity but to embrace it.

We are all happy that Sally and Erica decided to spoon the goose and host the morning radio show on Triple J.

to spoon the goose by baby8dingo July 17, 2020

To spoon one's soup 

To spoon one's [soup} is the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals (primarily, and usually female) for sexual arousal or other sexual pleasure, usually to the point of orgasm. The expression originates from the fact that when a person engages in the activity it sounds akin to putting and remove a spoon from soup (usually noodle soup)

Lisa spent over 3 hours spooning her soup last night. She squirted all over the bed.

Tyler explained that to spoon one's soup is to masturbate.

To spoon one's soup by King Taye June 2, 2020

How to spoon 

Dick hard on the butt, titty in my hand, kiss ya neck.. HELL YEA

How to spoon

How to spoon by Burn the Jews March 10, 2018

how to spoon: 

Dick hard on the butt,

tiddie in my hand,
kiss ya neck,

Hell yea.

Bill: Hey man my girlfriend wants to spoon but i dont know how!
Me: How to Spoon: Dick hard on the butt, tiddie in my hand, kiss ya neck, hell yea.
Bill: thanks man

how to spoon: by owo_owo_owo November 8, 2019

HOW TO SPOON 

DICK HARD, TIDDIES IN MY HAND, HELL YA

bruh: im going to teach you something
broi: o
bruh: HOW TO SPOON, DICK HARD, TIDDIES IN MY HAND, HELL YA
broi: .............. what?
,bruh: (VISIBLE ANGER INHALE) HOW TO SPOON, DICK HARD, TIDDIES IN MY HAND,KISS YA NECK. HELL YA
broi: .................................... wha?
bruh: (EVEN MORE VISBLE ANGER INHALE) HOW TO SPOON: DICK HARD, TIDDIES IN MY HAND, KISS YA NECK, HELL YA
broi: ............................................................................................................................. wut?
bruh: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HOW TO SPOON by someone else thats not u April 19, 2021

If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. 

A statement-warning given to someone that what they are about to do may backfire and they may end up regretting it. Another spin on "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.".

Why did you tell Jennifer you saw me downtown last night? If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. After all, your closet isn't so tidy.

warning heed

If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

took the corn out of the water to soon

A saying that means you screwed up.

Jared you took the corn out of the water to soon when you broke my tv.

took the corn out of the water to soon by DA TREE June 23, 2014