you are to short to ride this ride 

You are to short.

Aaron you are to short to ride this ride

you are to short to ride this ride by Typed May 1, 2019

National be nice to short people day 

On November 4, you need to be nice to people under 5'4

If you are not nice to short people then watch out for the monster under your bed for it is national be nice to short people day.

National be nice to short people day by vertigoe? October 13, 2021

Too short to live 

The family from Little People, Big World, and the show. Also, any little people.

hey, did you see Too short to live the other night? That Jeremy is HOT!

Too short to live by disptuff November 8, 2009

down to the short strokes

An expression that means the approach of the end of a process or task; anticipating completion as the final steps are finished.

The city planner announced to the audience that the park upgrade project is coming down to the short strokes as the city will open the park this weekend.

down to the short strokes by R. Harding December 3, 2007

Short to the house

Close to being home, mostly used in reference to being released from jail/prison soon.

Person 1: hey, whatever happened to your cousin Ron?
Person 2: oh he went to prison a few years back, but he’s “short to the house” now. He’s got like 2-3 months left before he gets out.

Short to the house by Wordwise_8 October 3, 2022

Riding the Short Bus to Narnia 

Acting so stupid you are sent to Narnia Short Bus Style.

Robert : Dude I'm gonna go poke that bear.
(Bear Mauls Robert)
meanwhile at the Hospital
Axel : You were Riding the Short Bus to Narnia weren't you Robert.
Robert : *sighs* yeah

Riding the Short Bus to Narnia by AxelWolf November 4, 2012

National beat a short person to death day

October 24 is the National beat a short person to death day. On the 24th of october you can legally beat a short person to death with no consequences. No weapons just your bare fists. Everyone under 5'4 (1.60) will be in great danger.

Judge: sir we have multiple witnesses that saw you murder that poor man.
Tall person: its october 24, AKA national beat a short person to death day.
Judge: oh ok lmao

National beat a short person to death day by Meloneater69 October 23, 2020